weekend memorable quotes:
I would have been a good urban planner
k: “you would also be jobless”
me- It’s like the DC crowd is just so vain (as I vigorously apply moisturizer).
random dude: “If you don’t wear leather, you don’t get in.”
We just want to go to a dirty hipster bar.
bartender “what’s a dirty hipster bar”
bartender (describing The Eagle): “It’s a little seedy”
me- define seedy
bartender “Like it’s dark and it’s older people, […] and you guys are young so (looks at me) you might get molested.